Live every pirate's dream in Pirates: Golden Tits. You can fight, plunder, gamble, discover distant ports and have hot adventures with beautiful women.
The game is still in development, but already offers a lot of content and several hours of fun. The lewd content is not neglected either.
| Reviewed Version | 0.17.15 |
| Developer | Hot Bunny (Patreon, Itch.io) |
| OS | Windows, macOS, Linux, Android |
| Language | English, Russian, German, French |
| Engine | RenPy |
Download Pirates: Golden Tits
DownloadThe game can be downloaded for free. Those who want to have the latest version of Pirates: Golden Tits can either follow the developer on Pateron or buy the game for a small amount on Itch.io.
Story
As a small-time hustler, you are up to your mischief in a little port town. When one evening your childhood friend Jaina is attacked by two thugs, you rush to her aid and kill the two attackers. In the process, you discover that the two belong to the crew of your arch-enemy captain Jean Francois. Wondering what he's doing in the city, you and Jaina eavesdrop on him in a port tavern. You learn that he is transporting a valuable freight. Without thinking twice, you and your friends decide to loot Jean's ship.
At first, the looting goes as planned. Since the crew of Jean's ship was almost completely ashore, it was easy to get onto the ship. However, you do not find any valuable cargo on the ship, but only a prisoner who also managed to escape. Since he has seen your faces, you can no longer return back to the town and you have no choice but to escape with Jean's ship.
This is the beginning of your story as a pirate captain. With the stolen ship you will visit many foreign ports, fight enemy ships and experience many adventures.
Gameplay
The pirate simulator Pirates: Golden Tits has a lot of entertaining gameplay to offer. As a captain, you can freely visit all the discovered islands with your ship. And there are a lot of them. There is also a lot to do on the islands. Find treasures, solve quests, play some games, meet hot girls and hire them for your crew. Girls who join your crew will be placed in a free room on your ship. You can visit them anytime afterwards and have fun with them.
On the open sea you can plunder foreign ships if you manage to destroy them in a sea battle and then successfully defeat the remaining foreign crew. The sea battles and crew battles each have their own mini-game with combat system. On most inhabited islands you can upgrade your ship in the shipyard. This way you can improve your chances of victory in the sea battles.
There are many ways to get money in the game. Besides looting ships, the easiest way is to play mini-games. Here, too, the game has a lot to offer: Fishing, hunting, arm wrestling and dice games. If that's still too tedious for you, you can also use cheats in Pirates: Golden Tits to get money or items even faster.
In the in-game menu you can find a quest log and hints in case you get stuck somewhere. In the main menu there is a summary of your achievements and a scene player that lets you replay all the lewd scenes you've already seen.
My Opinion on Pirates: Golden Tits
Pirates: Golden Tits was a very positive surprise for me. The game isn't quite finished yet, but it already offers a lot of quality content. I spent several hours to see everything. The story is good, the graphics and the lewd scenes are excellent. I had a lot of fun exploring the many strange islands with my pirate ship.
The only thing that bothered me were the sometimes somewhat monotonous quests. Often it boils down to catching a certain type of fish. I was glad when I could fall back on a cheat every now and then. But that's only a minor flaw in an otherwise really great game that I would recommend immediately.
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